"Raphael is Cool but Rude"

So THIS is happening tonight and I'm feeling pretty good about it. I think I did this once before (about 8 years ago) and it was a smash hit, so we're doing it again. THE TIME HAS COME! I even looked up a recipe for vegetarian "toytle" soup but decided we should probably just stick with pizza. Special thanks goes to Ben and Amber for loaning us their projector to project the shit out of this movie. Man, I love being a turtle.

Turtle Power

"Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a halfshell, turtle power

They're the world's most fearsome fighting teens..
(we're really hip)
They're heroes in a halfshell and they're green..
(hey! get a grip)
When the evil shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut him no slack

Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens
(he's a radical rat)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines
(that's a fact, Jack)
Raphael is cool but rude
(give me a break)
Michelangelo is a party dude
(Partyyyyyyyyy!)

Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a halfshell, turtle power"

Stephanie gave me this awesome Ninja Turtles button and I did a drawing of it. Give me a break.