Here's a little drawing I sent to two expecting friends of mine in San Diego, but it never arrived. I'm guessing the Postal Service destroys all stork related mail because they don't want to propagate the idea that anyone else does home deliveries besides them.
"Animals delivering babies! Absurd!" - Post Master General
Good thing I got a scan of it before I sent it off. You've won this time, post office .... for now.